I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
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She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
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Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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