ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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