how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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