i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Randomize
