Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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