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  • one time i tried doing blow off a fat chick but it disappeared in her folds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:35pm
  • i love ellen hahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:14pm
  • coke of a hookers ass would be the best gift

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:32am
  • Why all the coke references? Couldn't it be a shitload of other drugs? I'm voting prescription.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:26pm
  • AMEN 9:10 ... Fuck the Amish ... but that Rumspringa (spelled wrong most likely) shit is nuts ... check out the documentary "The Devil's Playground" ... those Amish are nuts ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:28pm
  • 2:33 World of Warcraft has a rehab facility?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:45am
  • i dont really understand why thats weird, it is definitely a celebration to be getting out of rehab. but whatever haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:00pm
  • This sounds like my friends and I

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:33am
  • ELLEN! hahahaa i know its you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:33pm
  • That party wouldbe an appropriate time to ironically give gifts wrapped in Amy Winehouse's merchandised wrapping paper with the lyrics to "Rehab" on it. It's very real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:12pm
  • I've always wanted to fuck an Amish chick, ever since I found out that the young ones are total drunken whores under all that wool. Gotta shave 'em down, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:56am
  • I had a get out of rehab party. it was fucking awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:25pm
  • People who play World of Warcraft apparently. Hi I'm a fuckin paladin and i'm an alcoholic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:54am
  • is this for JULIAN?! haha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:19am
  • Sweet, who brought the blow?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:16pm
  • This one is gonna turn boring. Anybody want to liven it up with some racial slurs? I'll start. Fuck the Amish!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:10pm
  • i'll be there, with a rectum full of blow

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 10:24pm