Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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