Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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