her vagine was all disorganized.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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