As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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