She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
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