I'm drive I can fine osifer
they need to just BURY HIM!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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