what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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