Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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