Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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