dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it glows. i had to have it.
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Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
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He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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