some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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