my sisters under your porch take her home
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
