i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
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I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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