This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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