How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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