Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I love you.
Bad choice
Two words: nipple clamps
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