"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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