What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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