Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.

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(360): View more from Washington

Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?

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(862): View more from New Jersey

Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.

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(801): View more from Utah

stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation

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(865): View more from Tennessee

Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear

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