Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
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In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.