Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.