He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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