census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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