is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
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We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
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Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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