I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
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I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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