You made me cry and you don't even care
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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