guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
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