Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
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I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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