let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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