On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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