we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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