He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
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I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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