See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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