Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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