doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
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He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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