This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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