used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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