I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
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I need you to use more vowels.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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