this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Do vagina's smell?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Randomize
