I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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