Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
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A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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