Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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