Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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