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(254): View more from Texas

just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.

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(440): View more from Ohio

omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.

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(989): View more from Michigan

I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face

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(502): View more from Kentucky

She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....

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(330): View more from Ohio

I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom

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