I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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