So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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