We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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