You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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