I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
