So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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