Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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