why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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