I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
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