All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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when i think about it--its the size, shape, me holding it and how it feels.
Don't most females imagine what it feels like, not what it looks like? Probably all the guy has going for him, a cute penis...not one that gets the job done.
The only woman who has seen 8:04 naked is his mother... What a douche-face
Pretty sure 8:04 is a virgin. People who fuck have no need to brag about it.
Penis is tasty!
I think about the way they look. Can imagine the dick I was riding yesterday in great detail. His didn't smell funny. He shaved for me too. Maybe I'll ride it again next time we're out.
10:28, you speak for yourself, not all women, and when you describe exchanging sex for money or favors, isn't that prostitution?
How about, don't accept what you can't pay back. Your body is not currency.
its funny because i'm pretty sure i know who this is, and she likes cock way too much. and likes to fuck other peoples' boyfriends. and she's fat. it's great
I'd send something like this to my sweetie--and i'm a female. It could be either a guy or a girl tho.
I've seen more than three dicks and I'll second 6:23 on everything she said. Yes, weird looking, but so are vaginas. Yes, funky smelling, because most guys don't trim and it just traps this heavy sweaty stench. And if she's as young as she sounds, most guys don't learn to fuck until their mid-twenties.
I'm surprised guys are so sensitive about smelling down there.
Well, you do. We're just classier and don't make dead squid jokes about your genitalia.
THE BIG DICKS ARE FUN AND ALL, BUT IF YOU GET A DUDE AS GOOD AS MINE IS.....IT'S DREAMY! AND I DO THINK ABOUT WHAT A NICE COCK HE HAS ALL EFFIN DAY LONG! DON'T HATE! :)
no girl cares about the actual cumshot, 8:04. you're making that all up.
Doesn't have to be a cute penis. If you're remembering the looks, not the feel, it's because it's a fugly dick.
was it a good memory?
Woooo representing some Ontario class!!!! lol
8:14: Agreed. You do it because he bought the drinks that night, and you don't actually have cash to pay him back with.
I'm a girl and I know aaaaall too well what this is like...
I need to get laid. :(
My gf says that to me all the time lol
6:23-- funky smelling?
show me your genitals your genitallia
You guys all know this is a text between two GUYS right?
you know, dicks aren't really that important at all. they're weird-looking, funky-smelling, and most guys my age haven't learned to use them, if my exes are a fair representative sample. i doubt i could describe any of the three.
sounds like something I'd send to my coworker
You're with the wrong girls, 8:14. The wrong girls.
6:11 - so that when they sleep with a smaller guy, they can still feel good about all the big dicks they've enjoyed.
I do this too. Every. Single. Day.
What a productive day. She must be in love. . . . .whatever
6:23 you stupid cunt. You've seen 3 dicks in you life and you're a pro? Now if you fucked the football team, you may have a case. Otherwise, it's best you only open your mouth for one thing!
been there! Done it! PROPS!
Maybe 8:04 fucks porn stars and nymphos?
Like sweat and mushrooms, 6:24.
6:11 has never been with a woman. So sad.
when my roommate finally slept with her boyfriend, she texted me all the next day with new adjectives and similes to describe his weird crooked dick. it's not all good.
Let me guess, there's a head, a shaft, a couple balls. Maybe some pubes.
8:04 gets anal alllll the time.....from men!
Why cant I find these kinds of girls?
6:11--eh. . ..no. That was a bit harsh. When I think about it--it is my husband's i think about. hmmmm. . .thinking about it now--i really need to go home.
I think I'm more of a toucher and sucker and such that an actual observer of the male anatomy. Let's face it, penises (or penai?!) are fucking funny looking.
I'll fuck anything 330-235-2050
Ur just lealous u've never seen one!!
6:23 What're you, 15?
Hey, some girls are just as addicted and attracted to the male penis as us guys are to their parts! Sounds like it was a good night for this person and she just wants more! Stop being so negative children.
hahah reppin london ontario...... classy.
I need to find a woman like this lol
maybe your gf wrote that
gotta love the roofie; takes away the memory