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  • when i think about it--its the size, shape, me holding it and how it feels.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:00pm
  • Don't most females imagine what it feels like, not what it looks like? Probably all the guy has going for him, a cute penis...not one that gets the job done.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:55pm
  • The only woman who has seen 8:04 naked is his mother... What a douche-face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 1:37am
  • Pretty sure 8:04 is a virgin. People who fuck have no need to brag about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:23am
  • Penis is tasty! -crispy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:07pm
  • I think about the way they look. Can imagine the dick I was riding yesterday in great detail. His didn't smell funny. He shaved for me too. Maybe I'll ride it again next time we're out.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:29am
  • 10:28, you speak for yourself, not all women, and when you describe exchanging sex for money or favors, isn't that prostitution? How about, don't accept what you can't pay back. Your body is not currency.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:26pm
  • its funny because i'm pretty sure i know who this is, and she likes cock way too much. and likes to fuck other peoples' boyfriends. and she's fat. it's great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 8:09pm
  • I'd send something like this to my sweetie--and i'm a female. It could be either a guy or a girl tho.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:04pm
  • I've seen more than three dicks and I'll second 6:23 on everything she said. Yes, weird looking, but so are vaginas. Yes, funky smelling, because most guys don't trim and it just traps this heavy sweaty stench. And if she's as young as she sounds, most guys don't learn to fuck until their mid-twenties.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:47pm
  • I'm surprised guys are so sensitive about smelling down there. Well, you do. We're just classier and don't make dead squid jokes about your genitalia.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:30pm
  • THE BIG DICKS ARE FUN AND ALL, BUT IF YOU GET A DUDE AS GOOD AS MINE IS.....IT'S DREAMY! AND I DO THINK ABOUT WHAT A NICE COCK HE HAS ALL EFFIN DAY LONG! DON'T HATE! :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:18pm
  • no girl cares about the actual cumshot, 8:04. you're making that all up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:14pm
  • Doesn't have to be a cute penis. If you're remembering the looks, not the feel, it's because it's a fugly dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:59pm
  • was it a good memory?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Woooo representing some Ontario class!!!! lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:32am
  • 8:14: Agreed. You do it because he bought the drinks that night, and you don't actually have cash to pay him back with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 10:28pm
  • I'm a girl and I know aaaaall too well what this is like... I need to get laid. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:04pm
  • My gf says that to me all the time lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 6:23-- funky smelling?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:24pm
  • show me your genitals your genitallia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:45pm
  • You guys all know this is a text between two GUYS right?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:00pm
  • you know, dicks aren't really that important at all. they're weird-looking, funky-smelling, and most guys my age haven't learned to use them, if my exes are a fair representative sample. i doubt i could describe any of the three.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:23pm
  • sounds like something I'd send to my coworker

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:34pm
  • You're with the wrong girls, 8:14. The wrong girls.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 9:08pm
  • 6:11 - so that when they sleep with a smaller guy, they can still feel good about all the big dicks they've enjoyed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:15pm
  • I do this too. Every. Single. Day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:48pm
  • What a productive day. She must be in love. . . . .whatever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:41pm
  • 6:23 you stupid cunt. You've seen 3 dicks in you life and you're a pro? Now if you fucked the football team, you may have a case. Otherwise, it's best you only open your mouth for one thing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:39pm
  • been there! Done it! PROPS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:55pm
  • Maybe 8:04 fucks porn stars and nymphos?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Like sweat and mushrooms, 6:24.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:26pm
  • 6:11 has never been with a woman. So sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:21pm
  • when my roommate finally slept with her boyfriend, she texted me all the next day with new adjectives and similes to describe his weird crooked dick. it's not all good.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:12pm
  • Let me guess, there's a head, a shaft, a couple balls. Maybe some pubes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:10pm
  • 8:04 gets anal alllll the time.....from men! -xoxo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 12:37am
  • Why cant I find these kinds of girls?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 8:08pm
  • 6:11--eh. . ..no. That was a bit harsh. When I think about it--it is my husband's i think about. hmmmm. . .thinking about it now--i really need to go home.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:16pm
  • I think I'm more of a toucher and sucker and such that an actual observer of the male anatomy. Let's face it, penises (or penai?!) are fucking funny looking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:01pm
  • I'll fuck anything 330-235-2050

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Ur just lealous u've never seen one!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • 6:23 What're you, 15?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:54pm
  • Hey, some girls are just as addicted and attracted to the male penis as us guys are to their parts! Sounds like it was a good night for this person and she just wants more! Stop being so negative children.

    Submitted by dramadork on May 10, 10 at 12:02pm
  • hahah reppin london ontario...... classy.

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 8, 10 at 9:21pm
  • I'll fuck anything 330-235-2050

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:26pm
  • I need to find a woman like this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 7:18pm
  • maybe your gf wrote that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:41pm
  • gotta love the roofie; takes away the memory

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 6:21pm
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